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 Post subject: 401K(eg) Plan
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:26 pm 
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"If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00 today.
If you purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 dollars today.
.... BUT if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, and turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-keg plan."

YA!!

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